Anders, you do not look like this!!! ~ drawn quarterly

(but some of these are closer)

Anders, look, I don't know how to tell you this, but we spend A LOT of time talking about hottie cartoonists up in this office, and you are always at the top of our list. But you don't look like this! I guess it must be hard to participate in the comics tradition of making yourself better-looking in your self-illo when are so handsome in real life.

Sigh